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slavesnake: Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:10:40 -0400

Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.

ghdos: lacquerandcandy: positivelypersistentteach: some-random...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:04:57 -0400

lacquerandcandy:

positivelypersistentteach:

some-random-black-chick:

amen

Never been a truer statement.

God yes

Probably the most accurate thing Tumblr has ever put on my dash.

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Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:57:59 -0400

kill-whitepeople: tyleroakley: First day at my new job! god...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:36:59 -0400

kill-whitepeople:

tyleroakley:

First day at my new job!

god is dead

Proof that there never was a god to begin with.

blaaargh: |:( I cannot stop laughing

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 01:13:58 -0400

blaaargh:

|:(

I cannot stop laughing

britneyspears: My GRL’s = sweethearts. Here’s a little...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:56:45 -0400

britneyspears:

My GRL’s = sweethearts. Here’s a little something we made for y’all http://youtu.be/PDERhhG4nrw

loving that she is green screened in.

tkyle: bookooshade: squeakspot: tonight-be-my-supernova: bbqu...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:52:10 -0400

tkyle:

bookooshade:

squeakspot:

tonight-be-my-supernova:

bbqutie:

SHE DID THAT SHIT

Me at da club.

if her dance teacher isn’t a big ole queen…..i do not know what is wrong with this country

YUS

Daughter.

The impact of Bionic though.

Future daughter, past-life mother

shadeslayergames: lesbiansofficial: thatpointlessidiot: magnez...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:40:31 -0400

shadeslayergames:

lesbiansofficial:

thatpointlessidiot:

magnezone:

krudman:

smilingemoticon:

itsvondell:

voldey:

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

wow

is this a joke because i’m not laughing at all

I thought to myself when I saw this, “no. This has to be some one being silly. This has to be something some one fabricated to make microsoft look worse and people just aren’t checking the source.”

NOPE. IT’S REAL.

AND IT GOT WORSE:

WHAT.

remember when the basic fucking concept of a commodity was that buying something meant it was yours

I want everyone to think long and hard on this information.

This means that you are not buying your games. You are paying 60+ dollars to rent the games from Microsoft, and they can take their game back whenever they feel like it.

You will not own your game. You will not own your console. Essentially, Microsoft is saying “We can disable your games and cut you off from accessing your console whenever we choose to.” Because a ban that locks your XBox Live account means that you will be locked out from all non-game functionality of the system, and by revoking your ‘licenses’ on all your games associated with your account, they can then disable each and every game you own for the system. Leaving you with a five hundred dollar cable receiver. Or, in the case of most users of the console, a five hundred dollar paperweight.

All because you accidentally walked into some online glitch and the rest of the players rage-report you for cheating.

This is unacceptable. Buy any console but an XBox One. Do not support Microsoft’s sudden belief that they own everything despite our purchase of it, and we have to prove we’re worthy of being shared with by paying exorbitant fees and jumping through constant hoops and hoping someone doesn’t report us for cheating because we made them mad in an online game.

Tell Microsoft ‘No,’ and do not give them your hard-earned money for what amounts to a video game subscription service with a $500 starting fee and $60+ dollar purchases.

There are way too many people that get banned unfairly. This is bullshit. I let my nephew play on my live account once when he was little, and I got a lot of people reporting me just because he was playing like a five year old. So. Cool.

Perfect example of why Microsoft sucks. Seriously please just get a PS4 and Wii U. The PS4 will keep you up to date, Nintendo needs your support, the Wii U is great, and will be getting some pretty good exclusives like X and the new Zelda which will apparently be a big change for the series. Do not get an Xbox One! It’s the most expensive of all your options, and the most useless, as it is way too damn restrictive, and Microsoft doesn’t seem to care at all how much people hate the bullshit restrictions.

fuckyeahtoronto: inlikewiththecity: Yep. Well, ok this is...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:34:51 -0400

fuckyeahtoronto:

inlikewiththecity: Yep. Well, ok this is pretty sad.

Reblogging for wafaa and ben

mermeanie: mediamattersforamerica: Lock and load, America:...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:32:15 -0400

mermeanie:

mediamattersforamerica:

Lock and load, America: Todd Starnes, a Fox News and radio reporter, is now openly calling for the shooting of immigration activists—and it’s not the first time.

white people this is why nobody trusts you

~*AmErICa~*

floptina: k1mkardashian: damn im happy

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:30:21 -0400

floptina:

k1mkardashian:

damn

im happy

kazard: residentfeline: roxasdavemakara: lepreas: caturday: ...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:09:45 -0400

kazard:

residentfeline:

roxasdavemakara:

lepreas:

caturday:

New trick

c???ats?!?!???

cat that is a no

how do cats even work

Cats:

A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.

The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”

The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.

One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.

A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.

A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.

If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.

A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.

Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.

The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.

Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.

Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.

A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.

Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.

A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.

A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.

A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

And that’s how cat’s work.

UUUHHHHHHHHH

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 23:58:06 -0400

UUUHHHHHHHHH

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:00:19 -0400

silvermoon424: Redesigned Sailor Soldiers by Drachea Rannak

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:51:14 -0400

silvermoon424:

Redesigned Sailor Soldiers by Drachea Rannak

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 08:43:21 -0400

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Sat, 15 Jun 2013 21:19:59 -0400

blueunicorndust: jackbarakatsbuttblog: markhopp-ass: the-legen...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:25:50 -0400

blueunicorndust:

jackbarakatsbuttblog:

markhopp-ass:

the-legend-of-midge:

lalibertarienne:

tastefullyoffensive:

Before and After Photoshop [via]

Did they gave Kiera a pair of boobs?

do you have any idea how much breasts get in the way when you’re an archer? she’s flat for a fucking reason, you dumbshits. ugh I hate this so much, it makes me so angry.

We just gonna ignore the llama?

That’s not a llama, that’s Taylor Lautner, don’t be so mean he’s still a person.

reblogging for the last one.

Bye

kuwanii: c’est moi lol

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:21:14 -0400

kuwanii:

c’est moi lol

heimaey: if there’s nothing missing in my life, then why do...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:21:06 -0400

heimaey:

if there’s nothing missing in my life, then why do these tears come at night?