My biggest regret ever is eating out my girlfriend while she was on her period. She warned me that her red juices were flowing, but I told her I wanted to eat her anyway. It was the grossest, nastiest experience ever. I probably swallowed many ounces of blood and the smell was terrible. I literally am no longer attracted to her anymore. I don’t even feel like I am attracted to vaginas anymore. Now I’m more interested in guys lately.
I can’t. stop. laughing.